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                Chapter 16 Life is Pleasing When You Start 
                Squeezing 
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 Not For Experts 
                Only  "A well-played 
                bridge hand has as much power to thrill and to satisfy as a 
                Beethoven symphony."  Hugh 
                        Kelsey, prolific Scottish bridge writer  For many players, 
                the most fascinating and exciting of the so-called advanced 
                plays is the squeeze. I’ll never forget one of my favorite 
                memories as a teacher. It occurred many years ago when my phone 
                rang around 12:30 a.m. To my great surprise, it was one of my 
                students.  "I hope I’m not 
                waking you, Marty, but I just had to call," she said.  "No problem, Kitty. 
                Are you okay?" I replied.  "Oh yes, I’m 
                wonderful," she said. "I was playing bridge this evening, and I 
                just executed my first squeeze. I haven’t been so excited since 
                the birth of my first child!"  Unfortunately, the 
                topic of squeezes has acquired an unwarranted mystique and is 
                regarded as being too difficult for the average player. There 
                are some very complex squeezes, including ones in which both 
                defenders are squeezed, but the truth is that the basic squeeze can be 
                executed by anyone. 
                The best way to approach this topic is with questions and 
                answers. Here we go: 
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 1. When should a 
                squeeze be attempted?  When there is no 
                other way to get rid of a loser. The outlook is bleak, so you 
                have nothing to lose by attempting a squeeze.  Opportunities for 
                squeezes occur quite often. Suit contracts and notrump are both 
                fair game. You should try for a squeeze whether the hoped-for 
                extra trick fulfills the contract or produces an overtrick.  2. What do you need 
                to do?  Take all 
                your winners in the irrelevant suits, and hope. That’s basically 
                it!  3. How do you 
                distinguish between the relevant suit and the irrelevant one(s)?
                 The irrelevant 
                suits are those in which declarer has no chance of creating an 
                extra winner. One example is a suit where the enemy has become 
                void, such as trumps. Another example is a suit such as A2 
                opposite dummy’s K3. If either of you held a third card, such as 
                A2 opposite K43, it 
                would become a relevant suit. 
                If neither opponent kept three (or more) cards in that suit, you 
                would be able to win a third trick. The extra card is 
                called a threat card (or menace) because its very existence 
                threatens the opposition. One opponent must keep three cards in 
                that suit to prevent your third card from becoming a winner.  
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 4. What else must 
                declarer do?  A. Keep the lines 
                  of communication open between his hand and the dummy. It does 
                  not help you if an opponent’s discard establishes a winner 
                  that you can’t get to.  B. Keep an eye on 
                  the opponents’ discards. Fortunately, on most basic squeezes, 
                  you only need to keep track of what is being discarded in the 
                  relevant suit(s).  5. What are you 
                hoping for?  If one (or both) 
                defenders threw away the wrong cards, it would not bother you at 
                all. Discarding is often difficult, tedious, and annoying. The 
                more discards you squeeze out of your opponents, the greater the 
                chance for a mistake. If you make the hand because of a 
                discarding error, it is referred to as a pseudo-squeeze.
                 However, you don’t 
                need to depend on an enemy error to gain a trick when you 
                attempt a squeeze. When you cash your last winner in the 
                irrelevant suit(s), you are hoping that one opponent has two 
                suits to guard. He will then be forced to discard a winner from 
                one of the relevant suits. These are legitimate squeezes 
                and can operate even against perfect defense.  
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 6. How often do 
                  squeezes occur?  More often than you 
                think. I can’t tell you how many times I have been aware of an 
                upcoming squeeze while watching as dummy – if only declarer 
                would cash his last winner.  In addition, the 
                potential for a pseudo-squeeze occurs on every deal. You should 
                not get into the habit of saying: "I’ll give you a trick." 
                Instead, play out the hand and give your opponents a chance to 
                make the wrong discard.  It is even possible 
                for the defending side to execute a squeeze on declarer or 
                dummy. There are also occasions when one defender squeezes his 
                partner. By the way, squeezing your partner is definitely 
                frowned upon – at least at the bridge table.  7. What else 
                  should you know in order to execute a squeeze?  Squeezes function 
                most efficiently when declarer has already lost all of 
                the losers he can afford to lose. So, in order to set up a 
                squeeze, on some hands, declarer should make sure to "lose his 
                losers early." When you’re discussing squeezes, this technique 
                is referred to as rectifying the count. 
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 8. Last but not 
                  least. Remember: 
                  
                  Deciding what to 
                  discard is not easy. Get into the habit of making the enemy 
                  sweat. 
                  Bridge is not 
                  like pinochle; you don’t receive a bonus for winning the last 
                  trick. Therefore, instead of holding onto a winner – cash it.
                  
                  Never give up. 
                  Even if you have a sure loser, give yourself a chance to avoid 
                  it.  Are you ready to 
                start squeezing?  
                
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