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                Help Your 
                Opponents Take the 
                Bait                                                        
                133
                Some Expensive 
                Advice                                                                            
                136
                Life is 
                Pleasing When You Start 
                Squeezing                                             137
                Is Bridge a 
                Mathematical 
                Game?                                                            
                141
                  
                  
                  
                  Help Your Opponents Take the Bait
                  
                  
                  
                  If you do not force your opponents to make mistakes, you 
                  cannot win.”
                  
                  
                  
                                                                                            
                  
                  
                  Marty Bergen
                  
                  Face 
                  facts. Most bridge players are honor-coverers. When declarer 
                  leads an honor through your average defender, he will 
                  invariably cover it whenever he has a higher honor. This is 
                  usually not best. A defender's mindset should be:
                  
                    
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                          Cover an 
                          honor with an honor only when you have a realistic 
                          chance of promoting a card in your hand or partner's.
 
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                  Even 
                  if your opponent knows not to cover, he will usually hesitate 
                  to  mull it over. Declarer is certainly entitled to draw 
                  inferences from the opponents' actions. In bridge, unlike 
                  poker, a player is not permitted to bluff by deliberately 
                  hesitating.
                  
                  For 
                  the most part, only very good players can duck smoothly when 
                  an honor is led through them. Against these players, you 
                  cannot make assumptions. With everyone else, it is reasonable 
                  to infer that:
                  
                  1.    
                  If your opponent has a higher card, he will usually either 
                  cover or hesitate before playing.
                  
                  2.    
                  If your opponent calmly plays low, he does not have a higher 
                  honor.
                  
                  
                  Are you intrigued by this game within the game?  Food for 
                  thought.  For now, I would like to concentrate on inducing 
                  covers in long suits.
                  
                  
                  ...
                  
                  
                  
                  
                  Some Expensive
                  
                  
                  
                  “Bridge mirrors every facet of life.”
 
                  
                  
                  
                                                                        Victor 
                  Mollo, British writer
                  
                  I am 
                  frequently asked about bridge hands and am more than willing 
                  to answer. It is gratifying to help others understand the 
                  nuances of this wonderful game. On the other hand, it is 
                  annoying when the player:
                  
                  1.    
                  Interrupts a conversation in progress.
                  
                  2.    
                  Is not interested in learning but simply wants to hear that an 
                  expert has agreed with him.
                  
                  
                  3.    
                  Asks what I would bid with partner's hand; then, if I happen 
                  to agree with his absent partner, attempts to convince me why 
                  I am wrong.
                  
                  Along 
                  those lines: A player approaches a bridge professional to ask 
                  a question. The pro answers, and the player thanks him and 
                  moves along.
                  
                  Three 
                  days later, the player receives a bill in the mail for $100 
                  from the pro. He is outraged and immediately calls up his 
                  attorney. “What nerve! Can you believe him? All I did was ask 
                  one question!”
                  
                  His 
                  attorney responds, “I understand, but look at the situation 
                  from his point of view. The man was at work, and you asked him 
                  to render his professional services. I’m afraid you must pay 
                  the fee.”
                  
                  “Oh 
                  all right. I don't agree with you, but I see where you are 
                  coming from. That will be the last time I ask a bridge pro for 
                  his opinion. Thank you for your advice.”
                  
                  Quite 
                  reluctantly, he sends a check to the bridge professional. 
                  Three days later our hero receives a bill for $150 from his 
                  lawyer!
                  
                  
                  
                  
                  Life is Pleasing When You Start Squeezing
                  
                  
                  
                  “A well-played bridge hand has as much power to thrill and to 
                  satisfy as a Beethoven symphony.”|
                   
                  
                  
                  
                  Hugh Kelsey, prolific Scottish bridge writer
                  
                  For 
                  many players, the most fascinating and exciting of the 
                  so-called advanced plays is the squeeze. It has acquired an 
                  unwarranted mystique and is perceived as being too difficult 
                  for the average player. There are some very complex squeezes, 
                  but the truth is that the basic squeeze can be executed by 
                  anyone. The best way to approach this topic is with 
                  questions and answers. Let's do it:
                  
                  1.   
                  When should a squeeze be attempted?
                  
                  When 
                  there is no other way to get rid of a loser. The outlook is 
                  bleak, so there is nothing to lose by hoping for a squeeze.
                  
                  The 
                  opportunity for a squeeze knows no limits. Notrump and suit  
                  contracts are both fair game. In addition, squeezes can be 
                  applied whether the extra trick fulfills the contract or 
                  produces an overtrick.
                  
                  2.   
                  What must declarer do?
                  
                  
                  A.   Take all his winners in the irrelevant suits and hope for 
                  a miracle. The irrelevant suits are those in which declarer 
                  has no chance of creating an extra winner. An example of an 
                  irrelevant suit is one in which the opponents are void, such 
                  as trumps.
                  
                  
                  B.    
                  Suppose you have a suit such as A9 opposite dummy's K5. If 
                  either hand held a third card, perhaps A9 opposite K75, there 
                  would be some hope of winning a third trick in this suit — now 
                  it would become relevant. The third card is called a 
                  threat card (or menace) because its mere presence threatens 
                  the opponents. One of them must hold onto at least three cards 
                  in that suit to prevent your seven from becoming a winner.
                  
                  
                  
                  3.   
                  I have a menace — so what?
                  
                  
                  A.   Keep the lines of communication open between declarer's 
                  hand and dummy. It does not help you if the opponent's discard 
                  establishes a winner that you cannot reach.
                  
                  
                  B.   Keep an eye on the opponents' discards. Fortunately, on 
                  most basic squeezes, you only need to keep track of what is 
                  being discarded in the relevant suit(s).
                  
                  4.   
                  What are you hoping for?
                  
                  A 
                  discarding mistake would not bother you at all. Discarding is 
                  often difficult, tedious and annoying. The more discards you 
                  squeeze out of your opponents, the greater the chance for an 
                  error. The result of this discarding error is a pseudo 
                  squeeze.
                  
                  When 
                  you cash your last winner in the irrelevant suit(s), you hope 
                  that an opponent will be forced to discard a winner from a 
                  relevant suit. These are legitimate squeezes.
                  
                  5.   
                  How often do squeezes occur?
                  
                  More 
                  often than you think. I cannot tell you how often I have been 
                  aware of an upcoming squeeze while watching as dummy — if only 
                  declarer would cash his last winner. In addition, the 
                  potential for a pseudo squeeze is present on every deal.
                  
                  t is 
                  even possible for the defending side to execute a squeeze. 
                  There are also occasions when one defender squeezes his 
                  partner. By the way, squeezing your partner is definitely 
                  frowned upon.
                  
                  6.   
                  Why are squeezes so difficult?
                  
                  They 
                  do not have to be. Remember:
                  
                  § 
                   Discarding is very difficult for everyone. Get into the habit 
                  of making the opponents sweat.
                  
                  §  
                  Bridge is not like pinochle; you don’t receive a bonus for 
                  winning the last trick.
                  
                  § 
                  
                  
                  Never give up. No matter how obvious your loser is, any chance 
                  is better than none
                  
                  
                  
                  
                  Is Bridge a Mathematical Game?
                  
                  
                  
                  “Fascinating in so many other ways, there is one aspect of 
                  bridge that bores me intensely — the pursuit of hair-splitting 
                  percentages and abstract probabilities.”
                   
                  
                  
                  
                  Victor Mollo
                  
                  Many 
                  players believe that bridge is a mathematical game — not true. 
                  While arithmetic is involved in many bridge decisions, the 
                  numbers are rarely larger than 26. What bridge is all 
                  about is logic and reasoning.
                  
                  If a 
                  player passes his partner's opening bid of one in a suit, he 
                  should have fewer than six points. If that player shows up 
                  with an ace during the play, you will expect any missing 
                  queens to be held by his partner. Higher math rarely enters 
                  the picture.
                  
                  There 
                  is one elementary mathematical principle, however, that you 
                  must know — basic percentages. When you lead low toward the AQ, 
                  the king will be located favorably half the time. A simple 
                  finesse, then, has a 50% chance of success.
                  
                  Basic 
                  percentages play a significant role in understanding the 
                  likely distribution of the opponents' cards. Do not fret — 
                  this will prove to be an easy topic to learn. Here are the 
                  important principles:
                  
                  1.   
                  When you are missing an odd number of cards, expect them to 
                  divide as evenly as possible. If you are declarer with a 
                  combined eight-card fit, the opponents have five cards. You 
                  cannot expect them to divide 2½–2½; therefore expect 3–2. The 
                  same holds true when your side has 10 cards. Their three are 
                  probably divided 2–1.
                  
                  2.    
                  However, when you are missing an even number of cards, do 
                  not expect them to divide perfectly. If your side has a 
                  total of seven cards, their six will only divide evenly (3–3) 
                  35.53% of the time. It is unlikely that one player will hold 
                  five cards. You should expect the suit to split 4–2.
                  
                  
                  
                  
                  Bridge mathematics is an overrated concern. Just remember:
                  
                    
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                          An odd 
                          number of cards usually divides evenly. An even number 
                          usually does not.
 
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                  Please keep in mind that these are not guarantees, only 
                  probabilities.
                  
                  I was 
                  recently told the following story by a tournament director. 
                  One of my students called him to the table in a snit. 
                  
                  
                  
                  “What's the problem,” the director asked. 
                  
                  
                  “There is something wrong with these cards,” the player 
                  complained. The director checked the cards, and as expected, 
                  they were okay. 
                  
                  “What 
                  is the problem?” asked the director patiently.
                  
                  “I 
                  was playing 3NT, and the key suit divided 3–3. I didn't play 
                  for that and I got a bad result. My teacher told me that 
                  six cards never divide perfectly. It's not fair.”
                  
                  Oh 
                  well. My father always wanted me to be a lawyer.
                  
                  
                  
                CHAPTER 16 - 
                DEFENSE:
                DO A LOT WITH A LITTLE                                                                  
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