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                  21 Rules of 
                  Being a Good 
                  Partner                                                            
                  17
                  He Sure 
                  Talks a Good 
                  Game                                                                    
                  19
                  Thou Shalt 
                  Obey The Law of Total 
                  Tricks                                               21
                  
                  
                  
                  21 Rules of Being a Good Partner
                  
                  
                  
                  “I have always believed that your attitude toward your partner 
                  is as important as your technical skill at the game.” 
                        
 
                  
                  
                  Rixi Markus, one of the all-time great players
                  
                  Before you sit down 
                  to discuss what you are playing, you should start your 
                  partnership off on the right note. Half the battle of winning 
                  is being a good partner. Always observe the following:
                  
                  1.    Do not give 
                  lessons, unless you are being paid to do so. “According to 
                  an evening paper, there are only five real authorities on 
                  bridge in this country. Odd how often one gets one of them as 
                  a partner.” Punch (British magazine).
                  
                  
                  2.    Never say 
                  anything to your partner unless you would want him to say the 
                  same to you. If you are unsure whether your partner would want 
                  you to say something, don’t.
                  
                  3.    Never 
                  “result” (criticize your partner for a normal action just 
                  because it did not work this time).
                  
                  4.    Unless your 
                  intent is to clear up a misunderstanding, avoid discussing the 
                  hand just played. If you cannot resist, be discreet.
                  
                  5.    Remember that 
                  you and your partner are on the same side.
                  
                  6.    Do not forget 
                  that your partner wants to win as much as you do.
                  
                  7.    If you feel 
                  the urge to be nasty, sarcastic, critical or loud — excuse 
                  yourself and take a walk.
                  
                  
                  8.    When there is 
                  time between hands, do not discuss bridge.
                  
                  
                  9.    When you want 
                  to consult another player about a disaster, ask about your 
                  hand, not your partner's.
                  
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                    10.  Do not ever 
                    criticize or embarrass your partner in front of others.
                    
                    11.   Remember 
                    that bridge is only a card game.
 
                  
                  12.  Have a good 
                  time, and make sure that your partner does also. “Bridge is 
                  for fun. You should play the game for no other reason. You 
                  should not play bridge to make money, to show how smart you 
                  are, or show how stupid your partner is¼or 
                  to prove any of the several hundred other things bridge 
                  players are so often trying to prove.” 
                  Bridge legend Charles Goren.
                  
                  13.  Trust your 
                  partner; do not assume that he has made a mistake.
                  
                  14.  Although it 
                  may be unfashionable, it really is okay to be pleasant to a 
                  partner with whom you also happen to live.
                  
                  
                  15.  Remember: 
                  “The worst analysts and the biggest talkers are often one and 
                  the same.” Bridge columnist Frank Stewart. Think twice 
                  before verbally analyzing a hand. Do not embarrass yourself 
                  with a hasty, inaccurate comment.
                  
                  16.  When you 
                  voluntarily choose to play bridge with someone, it is not fair 
                  to get upset when partner does not play any better than usual.
                  
                  17.  Never side 
                  with an opponent against your partner. If you cannot support 
                  your partner, say nothing.
                  
                  18.  If you think 
                  you are too good for a partner, and do not enjoy playing 
                  bridge with him, do everyone a favor and play with someone 
                  else. That is clearly much better than being a martyr. 
                  However, be careful before burning bridges — another player's 
                  grass may not be greener.
                  
                  
                  19.  Learn your 
                  partner's style, regardless of how you feel about it. Do not 
                  expect your partner to bid exactly as you would. When partner 
                  makes a bid, consider what he will have, not what you would.
                  
                  20.  Try to picture 
                  problems from partner's point of view. Seek the bid or play 
                  that will make his life easiest.
                  
                  21.  Sympathize 
                  with partner if he makes a mistake. Let your partner know that 
                  you like him, and always root for him 100%.
                  
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                  He Sure Talks a Good Game
                  
                  
                  
                  “A man shouldn’t oughtta open his mouth, unless he got a hand 
                  to back it up.
                  
                  
                  
                  Cowboy on “Gunsmoke”
                  
                  Everyone knows 
                  about major and minor suits. It is also clear what you are 
                  talking about if you refer to the black suits or the red 
                  suits. However, many players would be surprised if they 
                  overheard a player talking about his pointed suits!
                  
                  Take a careful look 
                  at the shape of each of the four suit symbols. You will notice 
                  that the spades and diamonds have pointed peaks while the 
                  hearts and clubs are rounded. So much for that.
                  
                  How about touching 
                  suits?  Picture
                  
         
                  
         
                  
         
                  
         . 
                  Touching refers to suits that are next to one another.
. 
                  Touching refers to suits that are next to one another. 
         and
 
                  and 
         are touching, as are
 
                  are touching, as are 
         and
 
                  and 
         , 
                  and
, 
                  and 
         and
 
                  and 
         . 
                  The black suits,
. 
                  The black suits, 
         and
 
                  and 
         , 
                  are also considered touching.
, 
                  are also considered touching.
                  
                  What would you 
                  think if you overheard the following?  “I held ace-queen 
                  fifth, king-jack fourth, stiff, three baby.” Here are a few 
                  hints:
                  
                  1.    Describe 
                  hands in order of the suits, starting at the top: first 
                  spades, then hearts, then diamonds, then clubs. You don’t need 
                  to identify the suits by name.
                  
                  
                  2.    Small cards 
                  are not specified.
                  
                  3.    The number of 
                  cards in each suit is always stated.
                  
                  4.    “Stiff” is 
                  the accepted bridge slang for a singleton.
                  
                  5.    “Baby” 
                  represents small cards.
                  
                  
                  6.    Strive for 
                  brevity. Therefore, the hand described is:
                  
                    AQxxx
 
                  AQxxx  
         KJxx
 
                  KJxx  
         x
 
                  x  
         xxx
 
                  xxx
                  
                  “x” is the written 
                  designation for spot cards. If I were using a blackboard while 
                  teaching, I would write:
                  
                  AQxxx
                  KJxx
                  x 
                  xxx
                  
                  The class would 
                  know that the suits were, in order going down the board: 
                  spades, then hearts, then diamonds, and finally clubs.
                  
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                  If you asked me 
                  what to bid with “Q975 of diamonds, the ace, king and three of 
                  clubs, the ace of spades, and my hearts were the king, jack, 
                  ten, eight and four,” here’s what would flash through my mind:
                  
                  ü    
                  I’m pleased you gave me your entire hand. A+. Very often, I am 
                  asked what to bid despite being told: “I had five diamonds 
                  including the ace and king and some nice spades.”
                  
                  ü    
                  I’m also delighted that this hand contained 13 cards. If I had 
                  a quarter for every hand that I was given with an unusual 
                  number of cards, I would be a rich man. Another A+.
                  
                  ü    
                  You did a nice job identifying your high cards. I would have 
                  been happier if you had told me the number of cards in each 
                  suit. Also, you did not need to name your small cards. B+.
                  
                  û    
                  I was not thrilled with the order in which I was given the 
                  suits. I had to make the effort to arrange the hand into 
                  spades, hearts, diamonds and clubs. D+ for this important 
                  category.
                  
                  Overall, a very 
                  commendable B+. Got the idea?  Try another hand.
                  
                  “I opened 1NT with 
                  a 17-count. Three small, king-jack fourth, ace-king tight, 
                  ace-queen-ten fourth.” Translation:
                  
                                                                                         
                  
         xxx
 
                  xxx  
         KJxx
 
                  KJxx  
         AK
 
                  AK  
         AQ10x
 
                  AQ10x
                  
                  
                  7.    Number-count 
                  = HCP. For example: 16-count means 16 HCP.
                  
                  8.    “Tight” means 
                  only.
                  
                  9.    Middle cards 
                  (tens and nines) are named by the same players who have 
                  learned to appreciate them.
                  
                  One more: “Ace doub, 
                  void, eight solid, three small.”
                  
         Ax
 
                  Ax  
         —
— 
                  
         AKQJ10xxx
 
                  AKQJ10xxx  
         xxx
 
                  xxx
                  
                  10.  “Doub” refers 
                  to a total of two cards, short for doubleton.
                  
                  11.   “Solid” 
                  indicates consecutive high honors beginning with the ace.
                  
                  Impressing your 
                  peers may not be easy, but it is important. Not everyone can 
                  accomplish this with technique, but now that you can “talk the 
                  talk,” you’re on your way.
                  
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                  Thou Shalt Obey The Law of Total Tricks
                  
                  How often have you 
                  been confronted with this classic situation?  You are South 
                  and hear the following auction:
                  
                  West         
                  North         East            South
                  
                  —              
                  P                P                1
                  
                  2 2
           2 3
            
                  3 ???
 
                              ???
                  
                  
                  ...
                  
                    
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                          | 
                          You are 
                          safe in competing to the trick level equal to your 
                          partnership's number of trumps. Avoid bidding beyond 
                          that level in competitive auctions.
 
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                  ...
                  
                  
                  CHAPTER 4 - 
                  FITS AND MISFITS                                                        
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